asian mama.

i really like bunny swan. i have no idea why. she somehow turns mundane situations like going to a fast food restaurant, going to the DMV, slaying vampires, giving an eyewitness testimony and hiring people into something really frustrating by muttering nonsensical statements like "he looka like a man" over and over.

i guess what i'm trying to get at is that i wish i had/were an asian mama. but since both my mother and i lack the short genes and the chubby-ish genes, i cannot get my wish. somehow saying outlandish things that are extremely old-fashioned or fobby just doesn't seem like it would sound cute coming from a 5'8 and 125 lb woman (aka the real mama zhang). if i were infact really tiny and chubby, i would marry an equally tiny and chubby man and we would somehow have mutant-ly tall children, and i can embarass them in ways only asian mamas can.

but alas, my dream is squashed.

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